The Jonas Brothers Are Everything That's Wrong With The World

That's right, I went there.
Here's why:

1) Their music sucks.

2) They are openly christian and encourage others to be, causing thousands of impressionable young people to stop thinking for themselves.

3) They vocally support abstinance and wear purity rings, sending the message that sex is something that should be guarded and secret, while at the same time supressing their own sexual urges and setting themselves up for a scandal in the future.

4) They are slaves to the Disney conglomerate and are force fed to the ignorant masses of teeny-boppers who don't know better.